The Winslow Sisters

My 5th novel is titled The Winslow Sisters. It is the sequel to The Sculptor, though one does not need to read the first to enjoy the new piece. I got the initial inspiration for my characters from Louisa May Alcott’s Little Women. In terms of violence and gore; however, it is extra spicy, totally salty, and gloriously over the top. The book was released January 12th, 2024.

This is my third book with Cemetery Dance, and it is on sale here: https://www.cemeterydance.com/winslowsistersAronovitz

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AVAILABLE NOW!

BUY-LINK : https://www.cemeterydance.com/dancing-with-tombstones.html

DANCING WITH TOMBSTONES

An exotic lifetime collection of short stories and novellas by Michael Aronovitz.

This is published by Cemetery Dance.

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AVAILABLE NOW!

THE SCULPTOR

Michael Aronovitz brings you this terrifying serial killer / mystery being published by Night Shade / Skyhorse Books. Guaranteed to raise the hair on your neck. You will only pick this novel up once.

Order here:

https://www.skyhorsepublishing.com/9781949102543/the-sculptor/

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Phantom Effect – My 2016 Release

Phantom Effect

PhantomEffectWithBloodSerial killer Jonathan Martin Delaware Deseronto is stuck with two flat tires on an abandoned construction site with the body of his latest victim, the lovely co-ed Marissa Madison, in the trunk.

What he doesn’t realize is that the girl was psychic, and her ghost will force Deseronto to live the last fatal week of her life inside her body as a passive passenger, making him experience the mind numbing terror of being stalked by himself.

Available at:

https://www.skyhorsepublishing.com/9781597808460/phantom-effect/


Review by Publisher’s Weekly

Psychological obsession and surrealist complexity lend interest to fetishistic violence in a perverted parable that challenges traditional moral norms and reader expectations.

When serial killer Jonathan Deseranto gets a flat tire, an unexpected encounter leads to an automobile accident that, in turn, reveals the animated corpse of Marissa Madison, his most recent victim.

Cast into a purgatorial time loop and forced to inhabit Marissa’s life as well as his own, Jonathan realizes his victim had “gifts he didn’t know about.” Reliving Marissa’s domestic strife and enduring grim reunions with his abusive mother, Jonathan becomes both hunter and prey.

Razor-sharp description, breakneck action, and sympathetic characters undermine the reader’s preconceived notions of past and present, and of reality and delusion, in a thriller designed to question as much as entertain.

The genre staple of a killer’s psychosexual metamorphosis is invigorated by the theme of a fragmented identity haunting itself. Perspective shifts lend depth to a philosophically rich fearfest that’s recommended for readers who prefer their titillation to include some complexity.

Link to review.


Michael Aronovitz is the author of the acclaimed short story collections Seven Deadly Pleasures (Hippocampus Press, 2009) and The Voices in Our Heads (2013), Alice Walks (2013), as well as the novel, The Witch of the Wood (Hippocampus Press, 2014).

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The Winslow Sisters

My 5th novel is titled The Winslow Sisters. It is the sequel to The Sculptor, though one does not need to read the first to enjoy the new piece. I modeled my characters in a way that shows an inspiration from Louisa May Alcott’s Little Women. In terms of violence and gore, it is extra spicy, totally salty, and gloriously over the top. The book will be released January 12th, 2024.

This is my third book with Cemetery Dance, and it is on pre-order here:https://www.cemeterydance.com/winslowsistersAronovitz

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Long Time No Speak

Hello Friends,

I don’t make a habit of blogging, nor posting more than a pic or two I share on Facebook every once in awhile when I see a cool rock and roll photo or one showing a country I’d like to visit some day. The reason for this, is that deep down, I want to mostly show only my stories and reviews. I work hard on both, and it seems to cheapen it a bit if I show my “raw drafting.” I also want to avoid politics and “self-help” posts, though I appreciate those who craft either.

My life is interesting nowadays, so I don’t think it would hurt to mention a few things. My 2021 horror collection – Dancing With Tombstones, sold pretty well, and the same publisher, Cemetery Dance, has already agreed to publish my serial killer novel, The Winslow Sisters, January of 2024. I also published through Night Shade/Skyhorse, the serial killer novel The Sculptor, which came out about a year ago. I have written ten of the Bio/Reviews and Press Releases for new signings at Eclipse Records over the year, and I am writing a new horror collection, untitled at the moment, though I am considering, A Salute to Urban Legends and Twisted Campfire Tales, as this is also the title of one of the best stories so far. I am up to 30,000 words, aiming (of course) for 80,000 by the end of the summer.

I recently signed with a literary agent for a non-horror book that was conceived from the other parts of my life: teaching college and sports. The title is The Color of Your Fight-Game, and we have begun shopping this to major publishers. The quickie back cover synopsis is something to the effect of: A college English professor lost his wife and nineteen year old son in a car accident seven years ago, and he is hired to teach Comp 101 to the entire women’s softball team at The University of Delaware. He becomes a father figure to them, as they fill the empty spaces of his life in this exciting, sentimental sports drama. The tagline I want to go with is: The color is fire! yet I need my agent to weigh in on this.

It is a wonderful, strange adventure to be shopped to these huge publishing houses as compared to the horror specialty publishers like Cemetery Dance, Night Shade/Skyhorse, and Hippocampus, though these small market presses have been good to me. I feel that the adventure is just beginning, and I look forward to this part of the journey.

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The New Novel, THE WINSLOW SISTERS, Signed!!

I am happy to announce that my 5th novel titled, The Winslow Sisters has been taken on by Cemetery Dance Publications. I just finished the work at the end of this past December, 2021. It took a year and a month to write, and without a doubt, this is my best horror novel yet.

The Winslow Sisters is my third title with Cemetery Dance, and I am glad to say that I have found such a prestigious publisher with continued interest in my harder-core material. First of all, they care about content. Secondly, their editors work endlessly to make sure the book is put in front of as many eyes as possible. My contact there is author and editor Kevin Lucia, and I feel quite confident that the book will be well received, very much because of what he brings to the game in terms of promotion, visibility, and above all, a love for the craft.

In terms of conceiving the story, I visualized the beginning of the scope and sequence as a result of an inspirational read I had of Little Women by Louisa May Alcott. It was my first “pandemic read” when we were all closed in at home, and the living, breathing reality of the characters jumped off the page. Consequently, The Winslow Sisters came to me character-first, and since I discovery write, I didn’t know my own ending until I had been writing the story for half a year. It is a scary way to play, but it is the way I make sure not to telegraph things or go stale. Hey, three young sisters take on a serial killer; what could be better?

Below is the plug Cemetery Dance shared on their socials a day or two ago. Click it and it will go to the full screen presentation.

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The New Cemetery Dance and Kevin Lucia

I have been fortunate enough to have two titles published by Cemetery Dance. My first novel titled Alice Walks, was initially published by Centipede Press in collectable hardcover, and was then taken on by CD for electronic publication simply because they liked the story itself, something rare in publishing today. More recently, my lifetime collection titled Dancing With Tombstones was published by Cemetery Dance (last year), and it is my best publication to date, not only because it contains stories I have worked on for years, but the product itself is aesthetically gorgeous. The cover art for both titles was created by artist Lynne Hansen and are both absolutely stunning. I realize this may seem trivial, but additionally, the binding, page-paper, and font choices are superior. Now, to discuss a shining light in the industry at this time: Kevin Lucia.

Kevin actually began working for Cemetery Dance the week Dancing With Tombstones went live back in October, 2021. My contact had been Norman Prentiss, a wonderful editor and accomplished writer himself. He turned my book over to Kevin, and I can honestly say that magic occurred. I am trying not to be “fluffy” and “hyperbolic.” I am also not discrediting any of the other fine houses that have published my books, but Kevin was / is simply amazing.

Kevin contacted me immediately. He answered emails within two days maximum. He set me up on a number of podcasts, discussed with me the actual sales numbers when asked, and frankly, he sold more copies for me than any other editor prior. Kevin is selfless and works tirelessly for his clients. I also appreciate the fact that he is a teacher (aware of the mechanics of writing on a high level) and a writer himself (artistically realized with the creation of exceptional writing himself).

Cemetery Dance is taking on new writers. Though I am not “new,” my material has its own audience, and I am thankful as hell that Kevin has given my work his attention. If you are a new writer, you might give Kevin a chance. There will be no one in the industry who will care as much as Keven about your project, and no one that will work harder to help you sell the books!

https://www.cemeterydance.com/dancing-with-tombstones.html

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Writing is a Difficult Pleasure

I don’t post much on Facebook and I rarely blog (as I am doing here), because it seems common. I write stories to “represent” me and the best I can do. I rewrite, edit, polish, exercise difficult removal, and finally, publish my delicate (and hopefully beautiful) product.

My 4th novel, a serial killer mystery titled THE SCULPTOR came out through Night Shade / Skyhorse March 29, 2022, and my lifetime collection titled DANCING WITH TOMBSTONES went live last October through Cemetery Dance Publications. Kevin Lucia is my contact at CD, and there is positively no other editor I have worked with in the business of small market horror publishing, who works harder for his authors.

My newest work, another serial killer piece titled THE WINSLOW SISTERS, is by far my best creation, as the character orientation is so bold, at least for me. The main players are all female, and though they take the reader to hell and back, my inspiration was LITTLE WOMEN, by Louisa May Alcott. That has got to be a plus, as the aforementioned text is of the best American novels.

I started a new work on 5/16/2022, and it is not a horror piece. Part of this relates to past sales, I am afraid, since not many people, namely agents, believe in horror. I grew up on Stephen King, so I do not quite understand the average reader’s distaste toward the horror genre. Still, please ask your neighborhood horror writer, and he or she will tell you that selling horror is a difficult stretch.

Thing is…I naturally gravitate toward the horrific, and writing a “normal story” feels like I am faking. The piece I am currently working on is untitled, and concerns an English Professor who is given the task of teaching in one class, the whole roster of the women’s softball team at The University of Delaware. Since I work there as an English Prof., it almost feels like I am “cheating” when it comes to content. At the same time, each time I sit down to add a section, I feel out of my element, fearful of failure. I think to myself, “This can’t be done…no one will care…it’s too big…it’s too damned “real” to play out as fiction.

Then I start writing again.

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Michael Aronovitz Reflects

2021 was a good year.

For anyone who lost someone to Covid-19, I offer my deepest sympathies. For anyone who looked on in horror and shock at what the political climate became in the last half-decade, I sympathize as well. Still, this is a blog post of hope, and I don’t mind claiming here, loudly and with great fanfare, that I had a wonderful, productive and celebratory year.

For those that don’t know, I am a college professor of English at three different institutions, and from a teaching perspective, 2021 was awesome. This was also a red letter year for me creatively. I published a lifetime collection of short stories and novellas through Cemetery Dance Publications, titled: DANCING WITH TOMBSTONES.

https://www.cemeterydance.com/dancing-with-tombstones.html

This was released in October, 2021. I also published (at least for pre-order) my fourth novel titled THE SCULPTOR – Night Shade Skyhorse Publishing. It was supposed to come out in September, but shipping delays have meant publishing delays. It will release March 1st 2022.

https://www.skyhorsepublishing.com/9781949102543/the-sculptor/

Here is a guest blog post I did on December 9th, 2021 for Flames Rising Dot Com

https://www.flamesrising.com/the-tales-themselves-are-eclectic/

Moreover, I completed the sequel to THE SCULPTOR just the other day, on December 29th, 2021. It took me a year and a month to write, and so 2021 is a year I will always remember fondly in terms of creative output. I have sent THE SCULPTOR II to my mentor, Lovecraft scholar and anthologist S.T. Joshi, and look forward to his take on it.

Though I am not much for “self promotion,” the books have given me an excuse to get on some podcasts and YouTube interviews with old friends. Recently, Jason Henderson had me on for a chat. He runs Castle Bridge Media, The Castle of Horror anthology series (I have had fiction in four of the volumes), and he wrote the young adult horror series: Alex Van Helsing. Here is that podcast – December 2, 2021.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP51pq9ykLM&t=12s

I also have had a couple of appearances with Cody Walker and Ralph Buso, on their show “ALHSY!” (or Alot’s Happened Since Yesterday!). They started the podcast / YouTube Show November 20th, 2020 with yours truly as their first guest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFIGghejKZ0&t=1939s

The history of this is kind of cool, as Ralph and his band Ravenscroft were the subject(s) of my first professional rock review (December 9th, 2015 on Hellnotes, the famous horror blog). My review focused on their hit, Cauldron of Deceit.

http://www.horrorreview.com/the-inside-scoop-on-upcoming-horror-heavy-metal-band-ravenscroft/

I originally started doing these reviews, because I had to have something to post besides my buy-links. I have additionally seen a connection between metal and horror from day one, and this was a way to express my love for heavy music in a big way. Also…just saying…I am a professor of English, so writing a fortification analysis is second nature, especially since I was in a professional glam metal club band in the 80’s. I am familiar with the ins and outs of the business.

I was also Cody and Ralph’s 50th guest just the other week, November 15th, 2021. Many feel the show was particularly engaging, and I especially like the rapport between the three of us. Remember, there is no “coaching” or script. Everything is done on the fly, and I especially enjoy a great improvisation! Moreover, their editing is superlative. Check out the inserts of Joker and Jaws. Looks like we planned it, but no, we did not; Cody and Ralph are simply that good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fymcmLW7efM&t=824s

Speaking of music, this past year I got into watching viewer reactions to my favorite bands on YouTube. My favorite artist to put in the search was Queen, of course, as they are my favorite all-time band. Interestingly, Cody and Ralph also have a reaction show called, Rocker Reaction / ALHSY!, and they had me on the other night, December 29th, 2021, to react to my new favorite band, The Warning. They are a hard rock/metal power trio, three sisters from Mexico, who are simply the best new band playing now. Instead of going into it too deeply here, I have provided the reaction show I guest hosted, through which we discussed the single Evolve, the live version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVnNF_vaPZs&t=1201s

Altogether, I have written over a hundred rock reviews, (probably more like three hundred), for Heavy Music Headquarters and Metalheads Forever Magazines. Though I did tail off a bit on the volunteered reviews this past year, I freelanced the bio reviews for a few new signings at the boutique deathcore label Eclipse Records. My work is featured on Eclipse’s main page concerning the bands: Violet Blend, The Stone Eye, April 21st, and RiseUp.

https://www.eclipserecords.com/

As for 2022? I have six classes (so far) set up, starting mid January. In terms of new writing, I am still catching my breath from the last novel, and to be honest, S.T. Joshi’s response to it will dictate which way I go. If his response is lukewarm, I will most probably search out a new theme and story for the next novel. I will also probably write some short stories. If his read is highly favorable, I might go all the way and make THE SCULPTOR into a continuing franchise. Hey…my stuff isn’t for everybody, but I always keep it real.

Peace.

1/1/22

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If You Say You Write Horror, Fucking DO It

I was at a horror convention years ago, and a “horror writer” on one of the panels claimed of his serial killer-character, “Oh, I HATE him! He’s SO mean!”

Well pal, fuck you, go write romance. If you’re trying to be politically correct, you’re coming off fake and pukey, and if you think your plea is gender-sensitive, it actually paints you as the creepy uncle, the condescending misogynist.

If I am going to write horror, I am going to focus on the horrific, and if I am to do that effectively, I can’t have an antagonist who is a cardboard “bad guy” based on cliches (the equivalent of lipstick on a pig) or the seeming opposite end of the spectrum – the melodramatic fiend performing massive acts of hyperbole, like stabbing a victim FIFTY TIMES (the equivalent of a middle schooler’s scribble in the margins during math class).

I talked to another horror writer who claimed serial killers are stupid. I wonder then, why I am reading about them. If I am to have worthy protagonists, doing exactly what I would do a moment before I think of doing it, then what does it say about my overall story structure (and character-building) if my antagonist is a dumb-ass to begin with? I would also respond with examples like Buffalo Bill. Stupid? Maybe, but he was a foil for Hannibal Lecter, who was anything but. The killer in the movie Seven was far from stupid, and though Fortunato was simple enough to walk to his own crypt in the catacombs, Montresor was pretty fucking slick with that trowel.

I like reading (and writing) about “bad guys” who are smart, who make me see things differently, who show me their craft in a way that if only for a moment, alters my perspective.

That, is interesting. Far more than the rather “farty” and “girly” – “Oh, I HATE him!!”

Not to get technical, but if I want the killer in a story I am reading or writing to become something other than that hideous sow or that indiscriminate side-scribble, he or she might just wind up being the lead character. This however, forms a paradox, a tough one, but a good riddle nonetheless. I am not making the claim that it is anything new or “special” in having the protagonist as the “bad guy,” but more, if I am creating a horror book (or movie) how do I hide the monster if the monster is the main player?

My theory is that it is not only possible to solve this puzzle, but celebrate it. To do so, however, I would argue that we have to flip the idea of viewpoint characters on its head.

I know. All of a sudden we have the naysayers coming out of the woodwork with all their trendy little dark omens. “Third person is better than first person! Never do full blown flashbacks! Never do multiple viewpoints! Never, never, never…”

If I was interested in “never” I would have avoided teaching, let alone writing fiction. I have always believed that there are no real rules in writing, but rather, a platform for the given artist to make his or her own parameters from word number one.

So then, why can’t my serial killer be the lead character?

I just finished my fourth novel, titled The Sculptor, and I’ll tell you straight up, I FUCKING LOVE my sick-o killer-dude. Whether or not I succeeded in making a frightening, smart, and above all – interesting character will be up to the reader. Whether or not this will be a success will be determined of course, by Night Shade Books, where I landed the novel for a fall, 2021 release.

In terms of the writing of the thing, here was my thinking:

My mystery/thriller will use the serial killer motif to probe broader questions related to the use of technology and our buried capacity for darkness. Since we know the identity of the killer from the first line of chapter one, when in 1986 at age seven, Michael Leonard Robinson commits his first murder, our initial “twist” is a play on genre. Michael himself is the mystery. From the start he is an enigma, a recluse, the kid no one notices at school, yet he is also a bizarre sort of prodigy, turning tragedy into an aesthetic. By the time he turns eighteen, he has become an expert with computers, gaming systems, and the art of video imaging. And now in his forties, fully realized, he has long erased his digital footprint. He is thirty years ahead of our most advanced scientists, military ops tacticians, and elite information tech specialists. He is a master of disguise. He can invent projected realities.

Therefore, the question initially raised in reference to this “mystery” is not “Who done it?” but rather, “What devious methods will this mysterious fiend use to next manipulate his playthings?”

Before discussing the viewpoint characters however, another question one might raise would be concerned with overall motivation. Michael Leonard Robinson could very well work his dark vision on larger scales, putting a ghost in everyone’s cell phone at a Phillies game and making them all explode when the singer hits the high note in the national anthem. He could shut off all the electric, take over the cell towers, then hide in the sewers for ten years while we clawed at each other on the surface. Why not world domination considering his superlative cognitive advantages?

Because this is more about fetish, about Robinson living in his own sort of pornographically violent fantasy, up close and personal, as he leads his victims down paths haunted by their fears and repressions. Robinson doesn’t need “the world” for a thrill, just a police captain, his receptionist, a detective, a rookie junior officer, his sister and mother, and a lot of dark theater. “Who done it,” hell. How about “Where is he?” and “What’s coming next?”

Since our lead character is Michael Leonard Robinson, and he appears to us only in disguise, film clips, and flashes, our viewpoint characters provide disquieting glimpses. The aforementioned players are also slave to personal interpretation and psychological bias, as is the killer’s design, so “point of view” is part of the overall story’s masking technique, hiding the monster with tactical reveals.

The multiple viewpoints are puzzle pieces.

When they fuse at the end, we have our final sculpture.

That said, it would appear that the novel is thematically based, more symbol than substance, and this simply is not the case. This is a house of cards shaped like a mousetrap, and the devil is in the details.

All that said, it seems I always write from a standpoint of rebellion. As a writer, I so often find that there are a lot of people telling me what I can’t do. Ok. Then, the question is, did I enjoy writing The Sculptor…

Yes. Because it was fucking hard.

Yes, because hard as it was, it was true to itself all the way through.

Will people be disconnected because there is no hero lead character to interpret things through? Maybe. But I will guarantee you, no one will ever accuse me of being farty or prissy or politically correct.

 

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For 70’s Rockers

A number of years ago I started writing stuff about 70’s rock and growing up, and it turned into a fun flashback and heartfelt tribute to my good friend (and guitar-God) Lou Pastalone (RIP). I’ve been added bits here and there in between novels and short stories, and I thought I’d post some in case anyone was feeling nostalgic. Here’s the beginning.

Alongside a Prodigy

What my life was like before, during, and after

my collaboration with guitarist Lou Pastalone,

(the great one few would ever know about)

Introduction

Know up front that this is a love story.

Not in the usual sense, and I’m sorry to disappoint anyone who would expect me to get into some sort of sentimentalist melodrama. As a novelist I don’t run away from scenes of tenderness, but as a baseboard sort of admission, I should say up front that my genre of choice for writing is horror. Literary thinking horror. I am a professor of English and more a believer in the power of paradox than the highs and lows of emotional currency.

Still, this is a love story just the same.

It is a story about a love of life, of childhood and coming of age, of music, and the smoky, electric sounds of the 70’s. It is a celebration of youth I still remember and the songs back then that put patterns in my mind that painted the world full of colors and dreams, a testament to how aesthetically enabling it was to wake up in the morning without social media, without microwave ovens, without bank cards, or cable, or cell phones, or computers. In many ways we were the pioneers of the New Social Modernism. Just as Hemingway left behind the horses, carriages, and overblown Victorian prose, so did we break away from our parents with the most powerful technology on the planet besides radar, rocket ships, and muscle cars.

We had rock.

And we had it different than the 60’s and The Beatles, far more advanced, though not many experts seem to make this distinction. Almost like foreshadowing, Elvis, in his ’68 Comeback television special, spoke of The Beatles not so much as equal musicians, yet more the ones at the state of the art in terms of technology. Still, to make The Beatles some sort of stopping point on technical grounds is wholly inaccurate, as they were more the centerpiece in the greater analogy. Elvis was to The Beatles as The Beatles were to Led Zeppelin. That being said, I would argue that Zeppelin’s contribution to the “New Social Modernism” was more about writing and improvisation than technological evolution, just as I would claim that the double album Frampton Comes Alive (1976) was more about setting the post-Beatles blueprint for image, packaging, and concert promotion. Arguably, the best band of the 70’s was The Eagles, first with their Greatest Hits (1971-1975) released in 1976, and then Hotel California (1976), but the band that blew everyone’s doors off metatextually so to speak was Queen with their groundbreaking masterpiece – Night at the Opera (1975), taking genre, structure, and electronics to amazing new heights. So much for analogies.

I remember listening to this particular Queen album in absolute astonishment. Admittedly, I had heard “Killer Queen” from Sheer Heart Attack (1974) in passing, and I distinctly recall thinking it strange, kind of cool, yet rather “girly” and inconsequential. Here in this new work however, there was multi-tracking of vocals no one had ever heard before, (hundreds actually in Bohemian Rhapsody and The Prophet’s Song) and guitar work that exhibited a sort of melodic sustain so unusual they chose to put a disclaimer on the record claiming no synthesizers had been utilized. There were a variety of arrangements that were classical, beautiful, progressive, sassy, and somehow heavy as lead boots on a magnet…techno-socio-aesthetics to the max, with a stage show rivaling Wringling Brothers, a 4th of July fireworks finale, and New Year’s Eve in Times Square! We had it in the palm of our hands, and some of our parents didn’t know how to react. Fuck cable, computers, bank cards, and Facebook. We had rock like it had never been heard before, and while today kids have their parents’ and grandparents’ music on their I-phones like old bedrocks to fall back on as well as VH1 documentaries more detailed than an AP history class, in the context of the time, tech, and social construction through which my generation came to awareness, we had something different, something real, something all of our own.

While many critics look harshly on the music of this time period, calling it “Corporate Rock” (whatever that means), I believe the thing they forget is how very new it was at the time, how state of the art in terms of writing and recording techniques, how much joy it brought to teens slumming through high school.

I realize how cliché and childish this sounds, but the music of the 70’s was just happier than that of today, even when it was “sad” somehow. Not to get too far down the flowchart (or rather the rabbit hole) where all the genres and subgenres have developed over time, it is relevant to note here, that hard rock (or metal) has become what my son presently calls “sad-as-fuck” with most of the platform solos squeezed down and replaced by incredibly fast, but repetitive riffs backing the vocals on lower strings doubling the bass, with screamo-growl vocals in said verses, and traditional singing in the chorus work, usually bouncing off a lot of minors and melancholy climaxes.

Hey. I love Five Finger Death Punch too, but back in the day it was uplifting from a different angle with a different vibe, different strike-points.

Between my years of 15 and 17, there seemed a distinct move in the music industry toward brightness and fun, and we purposefully forgot about the “legitimacy” of the garage and “protests” and “hippies” and “politics.” Not that we didn’t love the living hell out of zoning to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon (1973), which had wonderful garage simplicity, spacey leads, and enough psycho-social context to satisfy anyone’s post-sixties therapist…but we also shamelessly rocked the living shit out of “Freebird” Lynyrd Skynyrd – Pronounced (1973) until we were seniors. We made out to Fleetwood Mac (The White Album) and Rumors (1975 and 1977 respectively), tore donuts in the high school parking lot blasting Ted Nugent’s “Cat Scratch Fever” (album of the same name– 1977), ripcorded cold Genesee beers to “Tush” (ZZ Top – Fandango – 1975), and did all of the above to Toys in the Attic (Aerosmith – 1975). With gusto.

That being said, during those awesome formative years between 15 and 17, I distinctly remember being especially affected both musically and culturally by Boston (1976), Kansas Leftoverture (1976), Foreigner (1977), and Styx Grand Illusion (1977).

Not to get in a pissing match…

I mean, guys. Gals. Stop. Settle down. I do realize that this document, or reminiscence, or memoir, or whatever you decide to call it, will come off as overly opinionated, sometimes unfounded, questionably pretentious, and fatally subjective. Guilty as charged. Still, I’m painting a picture here, there’s a method to my madness, and I would hope that you would kindly suspend disbelief, argument, and genuine (and admittedly valid) disdain for my one-sided viewpoint. I will make it make sense with shape, context, and purpose, and by the end of this thing I hope to at least make some new friends despite my bad attitude. Thing is, to understand Lou you have to “get” me, and at the risk of giving more primary attention to myself as opposed to the more talented and relevant, I have to lay down some groundwork.

Please understand that Lou Pastalone was a true prodigy, and I am attempting to be the mouthpiece that articulates his legacy. Since there is a historical element to this that requires a certain legitimacy, I am forced to be brutally honest. This is not story narrative, so the prose should be blunt. And this is about rockers, so hence, there’s the attitude. In other words, if I am going to talk about Lou I have an obligation to keep it real, warts and all, presenting material that would possibly interest some of you, and quite probably offend many others.

Honesty.

Jerry Maguire called it brutal for a reason.

So let’s have it, out in the air and out of the way. I never could stand New Wave (skinny ties and bad vocals on purpose), Grunge (flannel and unwarranted depression with no lead guitar to speak of), 90’s metal (dissonant reworked Grunge and by the way…Metallica has average drums and shitty vocals), and Hip-Hop (please…), but understand that this doesn’t mean I sit here arguing that these genres don’t translate to legitimate art forms. I write horror and many people shun me because of it. My wife liked the movie Wild, (gag me with a fucking crowbar), because it “spoke” to her,” so who am I to judge?

I don’t.

I am a realist, and in my own (very) small way, an artist “in the business” with my horror books. In concrete terms art can be anything, and in business terms (they do call it show business after all), we must give street-cred to anything a bunch of people throw money at. It is the way of the world.

But back in the 70’s we didn’t see it as “corporate” or “falsely manufactured.” It sounded good. It was fun. It…spoke to us.

The intellectuals liked Jethro Tull, Emerson-Lake-and Palmer, and Yes. The rebels wearing untucked flannel and engineer’s boots liked Skynyrd, Molly Hatchet, and The Outlaws. The drinkers liked George Thorogood, Aerosmith, The Who, and the Doobies, and the heavies dug Sabbath, Purple, Blue Oyster Cult, and Montrose.

But even that is a generalization.

We all loved them all. We still do.

There were only two major “rock” projects in this particular time period that I just never understood, at least from the standpoint of talent, performance, studio production, and technique: The Grateful Dead and Bruce Springsteen. In terms of the former, sure, they improvised, but as mentioned, Zeppelin did it better. The Dead’s guitars lacked finesse and distinction, and none of the lot could play a fucking blues scale. The package, vocals included, sounded like a reach to me, like bad, blurry country music, and to this day, I honestly feel they were invented for people who simply didn’t know anything about music, or so little that they thought themselves deep if they learned an open chord or two on the acoustic.

And Bruce? Muddy romanticism with bells and shit in it. Not my thing. I saw him once at the Vet before they tore it down, “Born in the USA” tour (I know…not too legit coming in so late in his odyssey, my apologies to the die-hards). He was good. I enjoyed myself. Never bought the album and never will. Lou (again…I’ll get to the big guy in a hot minute) called Bruce Springsteen “Loose Bedsprings.” I always thought that was rather poetic.

So here is my testament. I have no right to be the “chosen one” penning this and I want you to know that I know that up front. Plainly, I was the guy who was around, the one with access to a great one. I’m sorry you didn’t inherit a more qualified historian, but I’ll give you the best that I’ve got.

Attitude.

Warts and all.

For Lou.

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